What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
I wish you could order shots online.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
‪Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best. ‬
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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