i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
Randomize
