I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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