He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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