Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
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