I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
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