Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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