just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Randomize
