i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
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