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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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