time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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