I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
My dick has a subreddit
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
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