I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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