Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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