I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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