: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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