would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
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