And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
I lost the right to judge tonight
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
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