He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
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