all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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