But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
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