Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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