the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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