Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
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