i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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