Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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