rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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