When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
It's never too late to be topless.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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