I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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