just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
Fuck me I smell like cheese
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
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