I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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