we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
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