VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
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