That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
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