Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
birth control should be required to get into college
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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