Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
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