Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
