You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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