do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
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