Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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