what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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