We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
Farmville is her only friend.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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