Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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