Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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