If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
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