stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Barsexuality is the new black.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
