doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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