i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
Also—I just realized that your wedding gift is still on my dining room table. So...as awful as I am for not yet sending it (and I still need your address), at least I didn’t bring my screaming children to potentially the most important day of your life?
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