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(201): View more from New Jersey

i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.

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(937): View more from Ohio

you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.

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(512): View more from Texas

he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"

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(304): View more from West Virginia

No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.

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(314): View more from Missouri

I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.

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(763): View more from Minnesota

Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye

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(+32): View more from Belgium

It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched

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(585): View more from New York

I think I'm pregnant again.

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or as we call it, thursday.

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(626): View more from California

I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you

(909): View more from California

I have that affect on people

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