Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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