I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
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