i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
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