My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
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